Dad Jokes R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	7133	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	838107
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	912
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6669	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1289
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Farms Harvested:	693	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	211	Ores Mined:	3383

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	1900	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	2132	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5