Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5579	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Votes:	2789	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mines Excavated:	4270
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	620	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1928
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ores Mined:	9514	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	621	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	256	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Mines Excavated:	4406	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!