Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

New Minecraft Servers

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Mystic Realm 1.21

mystic, Realm

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!

Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

basic needs, caregiving, community support, disability pension, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, financial strain, financial support, legal action, luxury trips, LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental responsibilities, pushing for help, schizophrenia, separation, Server, Siblings, Tough Decisions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

ConcertNoFriendNoGo

carpool, Clique, Concert, ConcertNoFriendNoGo, Driving, driving solo, EXCLUDED, excluded from plans, Friend, group of friends, Invitation, large stadium, long distance, overreacting, Parking, Plans, SELLING, Solo, Stadium, Stubborn, ticket

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Farms Harvested:	501
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	916

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Farms Harvested:	511	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	5027
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	508087
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9764
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4305	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	784

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	5644
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Votes:	2044
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!