Dad Bod Energy MC Server: Where the creeper explosions are just like my dad jokes

Active, activities, age-limited, BOD, Community, Competitions, creeper, dad, Discord, Drama-free, ENERGY, enthusiasts, Environment, explosions, Farms, favourite, Friendly, Game, gender-specific, jokes, Label, Mature, Minecraft, Minigames, pvp tournament, self identify, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh

FAQ

Question	Answer
Who is this server for?	This server is aimed at mature Minecraft enthusiasts who self-identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label, but it is open to anyone seeking a friendly and drama-free environment.
Is there an age limit for joining?	No, there is no strict age limit for joining the server. It is open to all ages.
What activities are available on the server?	The server offers community builds, farms, minigames, PVP tournaments, competitions, and other exciting activities for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by dropping into the discord linked above and saying hi to the community members.

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crops Grown:	1467
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	913	Void Armor Forged:	19
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	7143

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4943	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8825	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	148877	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	3945
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Buildings Constructed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	736220	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1683
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	388	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	533	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!