D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	186	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Potions Brewed:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

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LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyNetizens

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	684	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10