| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7404 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1571 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8317 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!
Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5917 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6449 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6716 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 781 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!
So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4598 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.
So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3133 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2711 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7594 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8965 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5242 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8756 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9090 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 1689 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5184 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 550 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5292 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2067 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9529 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Crops Grown: | 1376 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
