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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Animals Bred: 124
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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