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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 30 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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