Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Enchantments Applied: 272 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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