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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Secret Passages Found: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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