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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
Crops Grown: 5492 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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