Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Items Found: 3302
Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dimension Hops: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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