Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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