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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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