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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	248752	Emeralds Found:	399
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	212	Votes:	3891
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	275	Void Armor Forged:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	7021
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	2959
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	219	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	2799	Animals Bred:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Players:	93/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	8265	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25