Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Magic Items Found:	6021	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9739
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	535641	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Farms Harvested:	195
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2472	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9005	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Revelation MC

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Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	526080	Potions Brewed:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ores Mined:	3739
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	282

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Animals Bred:	66
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.