CynicalMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	160	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Dragon Eggs Found:	6022
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1364
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	4240
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3846	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5534

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	846841
Void Gems Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	1783
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	9929	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

Players:	98/900	Votes:	2500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	750
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	5426	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ores Mined:	7872
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1