CynicalMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	974	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	9741
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	5155	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8354	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2034	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mines Excavated:	4330	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	289
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1517
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	4174
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Potions Brewed:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2