| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 584 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2257 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6696 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8974 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4826 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8058 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4693 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3961 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 541 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7289 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2772 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6318 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1902 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 79 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 706 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 463 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6552 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8853 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3586 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6074 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1238 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5493 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5371 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3728 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7591 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1675 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?
