| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9672 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1623 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Votes: | 6185 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 596633 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Nova Anarchy
A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.
SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA
| Rules |
|---|
| Hacking is allowed |
| Griefing is allowed |
| Base building |
| Pvp |
| No resets ever |
| Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want |
| You won’t get banned |
| Already 200 GB even though server is young |
| Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb |
Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1438 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6561 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5318 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 793016 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2699 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2085 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8526 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6054 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8162 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6977 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5023 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9424 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5701 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2341 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9857 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2637 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7512 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1558 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5763 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 691 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
