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RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4687
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Crops Grown:	3241	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Farms Harvested:	783
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	111971	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	101	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	103
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	78
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8598
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6285	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	1020	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2