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DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	481
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dimension Hops:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	New Chunks Explored:	868650
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ores Mined:	2536	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	3607	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	153721	Dragon Eggs Found:	709

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	5152	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	676579	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	4	Crops Grown:	7242

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	6472	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	6008
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4