| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6721 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
mc.CycloneNetwork.org
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 227 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 65077 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9080 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4735 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1780 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3446 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 288157 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9250 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1672 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
5p.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2172 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
play.hotdogwater.dog
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 3812 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5596 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1965 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9079 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 350 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3443 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2673 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 564 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9745 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 223 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2970 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8216 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1757 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 597770 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!