| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1918 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7039 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 710214 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4765 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6273 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 296 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6764 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8336 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3546 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7904 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1071 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 657 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7692 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 208184 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Mines Excavated: | 4872 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4101 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5555 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Animals Bred: | 101 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8256 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1309 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4650 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6422 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9061 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 679279 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1310 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1633 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
