| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 345 | Farms Harvested: | 363 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8001 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 207 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4828 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | New Chunks Explored: | 669175 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9025 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2184 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 378364 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6677 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8807 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 272 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9005 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1985 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 673008 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2511 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1417 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 160 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 120 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5574 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8687 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2733 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 211 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 300 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3179 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
