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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3196 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?
