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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	193557

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9967
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	194
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	521	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3931	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	6118	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3027	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	4178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Votes:	9748
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4