Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

better that way, cute, Cute girls, Die, girl smile, Girls, guys like me, Hopeless Romantic, hug her, longing for connection, longing for love, love-struck, LUNCH DATE, Minecraft, not worthy, part of her life, pining for affection, smp, unattainable crush, unforced interaction, unfulfilled desire, unrequited longing, unrequited love, want to die, yearning for affection

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5650
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	6712	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8663	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ores Mined:	4673	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	758949
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	885
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2702	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8301	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3344	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	250
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.