Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 26
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Tulsa King Minecraft Server

    Tulsa King Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Tulsa Kings rule the land, riding around on pigs and throwing diamond blocks at anyone who dares to challenge them.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).

    Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

    Cultural  Minecraft  SMP  Marxism  Spreads  Into  The  Universities
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6162
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

    We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

    Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

    Dad’sPlaneTicketGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

    Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

    MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

    But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Animals Bred: 88 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

    Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

    Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Survival Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
    Quests Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
    Player Run Shops Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
    PVP Arena Players can engage in player vs player battles
    Special Events Server holds special events for players to participate in

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
    Is there a whitelist for the server? Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
    Can I bring my friends to the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
    Are there any age restrictions to join? Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mines Excavated: 2121

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • /Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

    /Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master
    Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

    Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blockhead Bruises

    Blockhead Bruises
    Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Enchantments Applied: 195
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9946
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

    HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

    SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

    So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    New Life SMP Server

    Overview

    Active Members 3
    Starter Crate Special crate provided at the start
    Hidden Crates Crates hidden throughout the world
    Crossplay Support Supports both Bedrock and Java

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

    2. What is included in the starter crate?

    The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

    3. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

    4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

    Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

    5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

    Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

    Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

    And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Villages Defended: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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