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TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	4413

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5531
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6868
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	831376

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6130	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3424	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2545	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	9915	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9111
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	458	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7183	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Alien Abductions:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5049	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

Players:	110/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6