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VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PhoneFlipperPro

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Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	790381	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4944	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	64
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CreeperCarnageFunLand

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

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So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

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IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2837
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	7967
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3145	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, phobias, unrealistic fear

Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Alien Abductions:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	1076

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pastoral Drive Jams

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Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ores Mined:	5355
Dragon Eggs Found:	9104	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21