Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2748	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBusterBust

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Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	166	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

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Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9970
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Atomic Antibiotics Craft

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hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!

join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

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Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GFChoresMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.