Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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