Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1710 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ores Mined: 8975
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ores Mined: 1079
    Emeralds Found: 4161 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 555 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Star Shards Collected: 77

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mines Excavated: 1429
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 6786
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 250

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Animals Bred: 31
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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