Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Villages Defended: 18
Enchantments Applied: 260 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the players were constantly torn between choosing Brie or Daisy as their favorite actress. The drama was so intense that it led to epic battles and grand debates in the chat. But fear not, for our server is a safe haven for all fans of both actresses!

    And don’t even get me started on the characters Carol and Rey. The rivalry between these two in our server is legendary. Players have been known to build entire monuments dedicated to their favorite character, and the arguments over who is the worse character have been known to last for days.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is filled with excitement, drama, and outrageous debates, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new favorite actress or character along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP

    /VTai/ – Voxel Tuber AI Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and piercing gazes that will make your screen crackle with energy! Our server is like no other, with a Wiki that’s a work in progress and resources that will blow your mind. Need a break from the chaos? Check out our FAQ or dive into the world of VTuber XL Loras. But beware, the LoRAs are archived and ready to cause mayhem at any moment.

    Looking for a challenge? Our EF+HLL Guide will push your Minecraft skills to the limit, while our VTuber Model Mixes will have you creating masterpieces in no time. Need some inspiration? Our VTuber Prompt List is here to spark your creativity and take your builds to the next level.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to insane scripts, cloud hosted installs that now require payment (because why not?), and GPU performance data that will make your computer weep with joy. And if you’re still not convinced, just remember that our tags are on point, our NovelAI wiki is a treasure trove of knowledge, and our models will leave you speechless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community on the internet. Just remember to watch out for the LoRAs and be prepared for anything. See you on the server, player!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1065 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 5494
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8645
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8483 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 274 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1173 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Magic Items Found: 7723
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 6739
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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