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Vitamin Boosted Salad

agricultural innovation, beta-carotene, biofortified, Boosted, Cancer, cell growth, crop improvement, food technology, genetic engineering, genetically engineered, Genetically modified, Golden Lettuce, health benefits, healthy vision, Heart Disease, immune function, nutrition, plant breeding, salad, sustainable farming, Vitamin, vitamin A, VITAMINS

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

anti cheat, antibot, Community, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, Gm 1, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueMC.ru, version 1.9, VK GROUP

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	121
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2881
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	1131
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7178	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	5240	Ores Mined:	3449

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5835	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2260

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50