| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
We are waiting for you at our CurseNetwork Server–
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7596 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4329 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6442 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 7407 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5641 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3222 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 642 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Votes: | 439 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6570 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Votes: | 6529 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4708 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1720 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9667 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 1106 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4643 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9915 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8508 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7560 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Votes: | 2127 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9470 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9232 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5140 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 931 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 964 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2769 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
