| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4408 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2216 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5707 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Votes: | 2122 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9320 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 394872 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9735 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9586 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8524 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7898 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 162 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5338 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1307 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7178 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 101 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 296 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8779 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 2500 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3390 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3555 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4036 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4468 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4762 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2235 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 650 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
