CuriousCraft: Dark Triad Men Magnet

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so, like, this server is, like, totally perfect for, like, all the curious ladies out there who are, like, into bad boys with dark triad personalities. like, if you’re, like, super curious about dangerous stuff and, like, wanna date a guy who’s, like, a total mystery, then, like, this is the server for you, girl.

we’ve got, like, all the bad boys with dark triad traits you could ever want. they’re, like, mysterious and dangerous and, like, totally irresistible. so, if you’re, like, into that sorta thing, then, like, come join us on this server and, like, find your perfect bad boy match.

plus, like, we’ve got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for you to, like, explore. you can, like, go on quests and, like, battle monsters and, like, uncover hidden treasures. it’s, like, a total adrenaline rush, girl.

so, like, if you’re a curious lady who’s, like, into bad boys and dangerous adventures, then, like, come join us on this server. it’s, like, the perfect place for you to, like, find love and excitement. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9715
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3060	Love Letters Sent:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	50574	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	8614
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	108	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	35	Magic Items Found:	3725
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”