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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1117
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	9422

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	211
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchantments Applied:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1547
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2