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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4721 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!