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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8913 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!