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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7801 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 756514 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!