Cup of Coffee Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	387690
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7385
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1771
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Star Shards Collected:	175
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	8772	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	166	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	106/200	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2