CuntHeight Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyFantasyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a rampage? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, we added a Damascus Ingot to Siero’s Shop – because why not? Join us for the Martial Mastery Trial Raid and get CCWs for Viking, Paladin, and Street King. And don’t forget about the Honing Seeker Phantom Skin & Celestial Axe/Katana – it’s hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got QoL updates like being able to copy Raid/Co-op IDs and filter Collab Weapons/Summons. Plus, we’ve got a Collab Campaign and Collab Missions that are crazier than a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush. And don’t miss out on our Extra Drops Campaign (Light) – it’s like finding diamonds in a mine!

Join us for our Side Story: Alchemist’s Desire and enjoy QoL updates like Crew Buff Extend and Journey Drop buff on the Home Page. And if you’re not convinced yet, just check out our roadmap – it’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your Minecraft adventure today! And remember, read the FAQ before posting – it’s like having a Potion of Invisibility in your inventory. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Who Takes This Minecraft SMP 1v1v1v1

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Are you ready to prove your skills in a 1v1v1v1 battle royale like no other? Join us and show off your PvP prowess as you fight against other players in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Eystreem is a popular Australian Minecraft YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and engaging gaming videos. With a focus on creating family-friendly content, Eystreem has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his creativity and humor. He is also known for his helpful tutorials, mods, challenges, and other Minecraft-related content.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pen Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mines Excavated:	4835
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CENSORSHIP!!! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of THEM trying to ruin anime with their pesky censorship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the power to stop them once and for all! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight against evil forces and protect our beloved anime from being censored into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to defeating THEM lies hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be discovered by brave warriors like yourself. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey to save anime and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

POLITONE server Minecraft

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A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5082	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

One Click Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.