Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1401
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8633
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	205

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	1680	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5250
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

banking sector, compliance regulations, CraftyPutinsBankBlock, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial institutions, financial markets, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global economy, international relations, money laundering, regulatory compliance, Russian companies, sanctions, trade restrictions, U.S. pressure, UAE banks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	5744

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

CometCraft: Hot Jupiter Planet

astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, colossal comet, comet, CometCraft, cosmic phenomena, cosmic radiation, evaporating planet, Exoplanet, host star, hot, Hot Jupiter, interstellar objects, Jupiter, planet, planetary science, radiation, Space discoveries, space exploration, space phenomena, WASP-69b

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like a hot Jupiter planet with a tail like a colossal comet!! like wtf, how lit is that??

Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.

imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.

so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, AUTOMATIONS, collaboration, Community, Conquest, creativity, Customization, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, inventory, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Players, Server, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9776	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items.
How do backpack upgrades work?	Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
What are custom enchants?	Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed.
Can I automate tasks on the server?	Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base.
How does the server blend magic and technology?	Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices.
What is Towny?	Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!

GoySludge’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 4chan, Community, controversial topics, DROPS, Entertainment, Gaming, goysludge, GoySludges, humor, internet culture, internet trends, Meme culture, memes, multiplayer, online communities, online forums, Realm, social media, trolling, V, video games, viral content

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8037	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	4336
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like when another goysludge drops on /v/ and everyone loses their minds!

Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!

Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!

Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?

Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global (L.I.G)

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Global, indie vtubers, indies, L.I.G, Large, large indies, Minecraft, smp, twitch partner, vtuber archive, vtuber birthdays, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber ducks, vtuber guide, vtuber koikatsu cards, vtuber material, vtuber numbers, vtuber tags, vtuber threads, vtuber tiermaker, VTuber viewership, vtuber vods, vtuber wheel of names

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most elite players with 500 viewers or more can join! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that only the chosen few can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes appearances during our epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.

So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!

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Conquest [smp]

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQ:

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global (L.I.G)

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4