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EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9020
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	1128	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MommyIssuesMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, emotional response, Expectations, family dynamics, family gatherings, Guilt, mixed family, MommyIssuesMC, overreacting, parenting, Pregnancy, regret, Relationship Repair, Resentment, second mom, Siblings, step siblings

Are you tired of being treated like the family servant? Do you feel like you’re expected to do everything for everyone without getting any appreciation in return? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly being taken advantage of!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you’re the boss! No more sacrificing your dessert for your little sister, no more being told that you’ll always be expected to take care of everyone. Here, you can be the queen or king of your own castle without any expectations weighing you down.

Forget about real-life drama and join our server where you can be whoever you want to be without any strings attached. Build, explore, and create your own world where you call the shots. Say goodbye to being treated like a doormat and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate ruler. Join now and reclaim your power!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DescendantEmpMC SMP

#revelation, Ancestry, Bloodline, descendant, DescendantEmpMC, discovery, emperor, family history, Genealogy, heritage, historical, Identity, Imperial, Legacy, lineage, Noble, reaction, Regal, Royalty, smp, Surprise, Throne

Imagine logging onto our Minecraft SMP and discovering that you are actually the long-lost descendant of an ancient emperor! That’s right, your Minecraft character is royalty, baby! Join our server and uncover the secrets of your royal lineage while building epic castles and ruling over your subjects (aka other players). Will you be a benevolent ruler or a tyrannical despot? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some seriously epic role-playing shenanigans. So come on, join us and claim your rightful place on the throne!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Potions Brewed:	82	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCraftyHacks

boost productivity, effective work habits, improve efficiency, Increase productivity, maximize efficiency, MineCraftyHacks, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity techniques, productivity tips, productivity tools, task prioritization, Time management, time management hacks, time management skills, time-saving techniques, time-saving tips, work efficiency, work faster, work productivity, work smarter not harder

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you wish there was a way to build your dream castle without spending all day collecting resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate productivity hack – a magical pickaxe that mines blocks with just one click! That’s right, no more wasting time breaking blocks one by one, just click and watch the resources flow in.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who once built an entire city in just one day! Rumor has it he’s so fast, he can place blocks before you even see him move. Join our server and maybe you’ll have a chance to challenge Speedy Steve to a build-off and see if you can keep up with his lightning-fast building skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of instant mining, the excitement of building at breakneck speeds, and the chance to meet the one and only Speedy Steve. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyHolocaustEdu Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, British education system, CraftyHolocaustEdu, curriculum development, Education policy, educational reforms, educational standards, genocide awareness, historical atrocities, historical events, history education., Holocaust denial, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, human rights education, Jewish history, Minecraft, PM Starmer, political leaders, Server, UK curriculum, UK Government, world war II

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.

our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TrudeauCraft: Vote of No-Confidence

Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, federal government, government crisis, justin trudeau, leadership challenge, no-confidence vote, NoConfidence, opposition party, plunging popularity, POLITICAL CRISIS, political downfall, political instability, political scandal, Political Support, political turmoil, prime minister, public opinion, public trust, TrudeauCraft, Vote, vote of non-confidence

so like, have you heard about this crazy server where justin trudeau is like, facing a no-confidence vote? i know, right? it’s like, the most epic drama ever in minecraft history. you gotta join this server to witness the madness unfold.

like, imagine being in a virtual world where the fate of a country’s leader is hanging by a thread. it’s like a virtual reality soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

if you wanna be part of the chaos and see if justin trudeau can survive this crazy no-confidence vote, then you gotta join this server. it’s like, the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GhGRPL Plant Power Server

abiotic stress, agricultural innovation, biotechnology, biotic stress, crop improvement, environmental stressors, genetic engineering, GhGRPL, near-future prospect, Plant, plant biology, plant development, plant enhancement, plant genetics, plant health, plant resilience, plant science, power, research findings, Server, stress factors, stress resistance, Sustainable Agriculture

so, like, u know how plants r always getting stressed out by, like, the weather and bugs and stuff? well, dis server has this super cool thing called GhGRPL that makes plants super tough and resilient. like, they become like hulk plants or something, ready to take on anything that comes their way.

join dis server and watch as ur plants become unstoppable forces of nature. no more worrying about pesky bugs or bad weather ruining ur crops. with GhGRPL, ur plants will be like the superheroes of the garden world.

so come on, join dis server and witness the amazing power of GhGRPL. ur plants will thank u for it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JugoRealms

Balkan Skyblock Community Adventure Empire Challenges Creativity Survival Explore Paradise Unique features Innovation Build Fun Balkan Minecraft Jugo Realms Build Explore Fun Sky, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Jugo Realms, a community that brings old charm to Balkan Minecraft.

Join an exciting adventure in our Skyblock world, where you will build your empire in the sky. Through challenges and creativity, survive, explore and expand your little paradise in the sky. Enjoy unique features, a great community and constant innovations that will make your experience unforgettable. Get ready to build, explore and have a lot of fun!

Your Jugo Realms.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TradersTown

Adventure, bedrock, building, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, crossplay, Economy, English, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, teamwork, Towny, TradersTown

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	7544
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

consensus, consensus opinion, created, critique, DISAPPOINTING, dust settled, forget, FORGETTABLE, forgettable music, forgettable song, Marine, MARINES, mid as fuck, Minecraft, Move on, Music, Music (Industry), new song, opinion, Paradise, PIXEL, Server, unpopular

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

bug tracker, club, creeper, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Fan, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, team liquid, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	7000	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2