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Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	7598
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	126
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Star Shards Collected:	101	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Void Gems Collected:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3552

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	289	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2963	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Votes:	9039	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3361	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

Players:	101/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7991	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6