CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4204
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1538
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6543	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	971	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Star Shards Collected:	232
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1517
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Votes:	9150	Towns Built:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	111
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	1981	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Animals Bred:	153	Buildings Constructed:	49

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Love Letters Sent:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crops Grown:	2381	Ores Mined:	2271
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	3839

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.