lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mines Excavated: 1256
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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