Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	125
Enchantments Applied:	280	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	970
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	7400	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7442

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	485648	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	138

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	200	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

BooNationCraft

American anthem, Anthem, Basketball, BOOING, BooNationCraft, Canada, Canadian events, controversy, Fans, NBA, patriotism, political statement, pro sporting events, protest, public opinion, social justice, solidarity, sports, Toronto Raptors, trend, U.S. national anthem

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3348	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	2299

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got creepers dat dance to da national anthem, but only da canadian won, eh. if u join, u get a free pet polar bear dat can do sick backflips. also, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out in epic 1v1 matches. and if u win, u get a golden hockey stick dat shoots fireballs. join now or miss out on all da fun, eh!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Dragon Eggs Found:	8341	Falling into the Void:	3

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Emeralds Found:	3549	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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